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Fall down flat in Podunk
Fall down flat on my face
Cactusbitch, stop singin' that song
Fall down flat in Podunk
Fall down flat in ol' McDonald's
Cactusbitch, stop singin' that song

And my feet are freezin' up so bad
Heavy metal peglegs they've become
But onto greener pastures, I walk, here I come
Eaten up both of my shoes

Here in Jacketstown
Or maybe Jacketsville
Either way, the rich cunts play
This is GVJ town
We don't like your black leather jacket
We don't like your kind 'round here

This feels like hell, and I mean real hell
Contempt and hatred keep me warm inside
That girl wants her man to eat her out so bad
And there's no doubt he will oblige

Officer Billy likes to play
His trombone like it's the World Trade
Center falling to the ground
You know that Billy wants to raise
Little boys and girls who will sing the praises
Of the Bureau that gives him pay

He never said a curse word in his life
The Censorship Bureau tells him wrong from right
He's got so many medals, they all shine so bright
For stomping on the heads of those who are non-white

I don't know where to make my way
These towns all look the same
Stuck here in the USA (Under Savage Assault)
The rednecks bray, the rich cunts play
They just had an election today
President Hartford, USA

He said to me, "they elected that sumbitch, they won't take me alive"
Presses the shotgun 'neath his chin
He pulls the trigger and lives, I've never seen anyone that pissed off
I stop and stare, then back away


from Have a Good One, released November 1, 2017


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Samuel Windmill Coralville, Iowa

Samuel Fraser Windmill (born June 3, 1995) is an artist, musician, author and film maker currently living in Coralville, Iowa. A songwriter in some form or another since he was a toddler, and an artist of all kinds for just as long, his musical career began for all intents and purposes when in late 2010, at age 15, he met Detrell Smith (later of Other Band) and formed The Tea Party Fascists. ... more

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